It's Monday and you know what that means. Another week of hiding in the break room sneaking looks at all your favorite memes and pics. 

Got work that needs to be done by EOD? Forget it. Big meeting coming up that you're unprepared for? Wing it. Q1 goals that need to be ironed out? Not your job. 

We like to start the week off slowly, which means we don't do any real work before lunchtime on Mondays. The world (and your job) is going to get on fine without you for a few minutes so if you're sitting on the pot, or talking to a coworker by the coffee machine, just pretend you're talking about something important, chances are your boss won't even know the difference.